QUOTES
How
many pundits does it take to change the world? Three. Me, myself, and I.
“Jon always said 'The Daily Show' has no political impact, ... We're going to
go ahead and pick up that gauntlet and change the world!”
"Fox
News gives you both sides of every story -- the President’s side and the Vice
President’s side."
"You
should spend more time with your families, write that novel you've always wanted
to write. You know, the one about the fearless reporter who stands up to the administration.
You know -- fiction."
“In
order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant, ...
One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'”
We
know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are
thinking in 'reality.' And reality has a well known liberal bias.
We
Americans are like the DMV. We look over the application and decide if Congress
is allowed back on the road. And because this is a renewal, Congress doesn’t have
to go through the rigmarole of a road test and a booklet and answering our questions
about the rationale for war.
This
is a crisis, Nation. Need I remind you, if the democrats take control of congress,
democrats will be in control of congress. I used to think that was a myth, like
global warming.
